Post Convention Depression Disorder

A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.

Sorry, I'm just not happy. I think I have Post Convention Depression Disorder.

by Chim007 April 13, 2011

doorknob confession

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

conversation hijacker

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.

George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

by Georgey A. March 16, 2008

Biscuits and stimulating conversation

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.

"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

by JaimiePotter December 28, 2019

robust conversation

Rich Lobbyist code speak for "Take this money and do what I say."

We do look forward to having more robust conversations about this. We would like to have more robust conversations about this.

by The Dark Knight of Legends February 10, 2020

private conversation

oral sex, whether it be consensual or not ei: "a conversation with his/her privates"

1) often used in euphemism to ask if someone would like to give you for oral sex.

2) alternatively, a covert way to inform someone that you are quite displeased with someone and would like to shove your privates into their face

1) It's kindof crowded in here... you wanna go someplace else for a private conversation?

2) Nick: What are you guys whispering back there? Is it a private conversation?
Joe: How 'bout I come up there and shove my balls in your face? Then it'll be a private conversation!!

by boosh chugger May 5, 2009

conFURsion

The process of turning one into a furry, basically conversion with a spin. A rather unpleasant spin.

Guy #1 - Oh boy, I sure hope I don’t turn into a furry. I really wouldn’t like experiencing conFURsion.
Furry - Well I’ll show you why being a furry is great!
Guy #1 - *is now a furry* wow what a weird coincidence, totally didn’t see that coming

by Syst3m ERROR December 1, 2019