Conk

Someone who is stupid or and idiot.

"Matthew is a Conk", said Zoe

by Jaeden Martell January 9, 2021

Conk

The derogatory name for a conservative person.

Jack: Frank is such a conk. He is an avid Buah supporter.

Liz: yeah, he's a conk and a half.

by Quickfusion November 18, 2017

conk

a derogatory word used to describe someone who is severely edgy and you cringe around them

That emo is a fucking conk

by SPMG February 16, 2018

Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021

Conk

A way of expressing gratitude to someone who is of an older age than you.

Conk, Dad. How’s it going?

by Mr.Blue sky September 29, 2020

Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024

Conk

Derived from Cock and Bonk, it means to hit, but lightly, like i hit ur mom.

I just conked that bitches skull in!

by kianasdudr January 6, 2022