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Commonwealth Coupler

Where two obese members of the commonwealth hold each other tightly while hanging themselves to form a wrecking ball.
"John?"

"What's up Ed?"

"Lets do it..."

"You don't mean the Commonwealth Coupler...? do you?"

"Yes I do, it's time. Lets target the orphanage"
by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025
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Commonwealth cowboy

A "Commonwealth Cowboy" refers to men from smaller communities within Commonwealth nations (UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) who embody a blend of rugged practicality and quiet confidence. They are typically sturdy and dependable individuals, known for their willingness to work hard and their genuine, straightforward communication style. Unlike those focused on image, they possess practical skills and a grounded nature, offering a sense of security and respect through their competence and kindness. This archetype represents a refreshing authenticity rooted in real-world abilities rather than superficial displays.
Woman: On our way to dinner, my date pulled over to change a strangers tire, just said, “can’t leave ‘em stranded”. I swear men from the prairies are built different.

Friend: sounds like he’s a commonwealth cowboy
by I H8 City Boys April 13, 2025
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Commonwealth triple

When a Lad performs 3 key moves to his girl in one night. The first being the sexual act of sticking a tube up your partners anal hole and pretending to play the bagpipes. Secondly performing sexual relations with a large black goldfish. Lastly producing such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.
Oi bois, I did the Commonwealth triple to my bird yesterday. Her funeral is Thursday.
by Sebsass December 15, 2025
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british commonwealth

The empire that was built during imperialization
British commonwealth members took an active part fighting on the allied side.
by Prinxess_Najia May 21, 2018
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Chillish-Billuanian Commonwealth

The nation in Eastern Europe that was super skibidi fanum tax ohio rizzler and the Skeleboner.
1293-1678.
W Adult Monkey Union Suit, Chillish-Billuanian Commonwealth.

Me: Ok!
by Chillmarian October 15, 2023
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woodbury commons

Woodbury Commons is an overpriced piece of shit place to shop, so you can imagine how it is to have to work there.
by Disgruntled Commons Worker April 29, 2007
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