common white boy

Wears, does, or uses the following things

-Nike shoes socks and shirts
-wears cargo shorts or cacky pants
-wears an snep bek (snap back in spoderman)
-calls everyone bruh
-plays Call of Duty
-thinks they're a "baller"
-constantly makes sexual or racist jokes
-shrek
-talks like they're black
-listens to drake
-is as painfully awkward as Rob Lowe
-can't survive a minute without a member of their crew before getting picked off by a cougar

Just look around your school, common white boys everywhere.

by Helo Am Spodermen February 7, 2015