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Norm Coleman

The dogged pursuit of a hopeless goal, with utter disregard for a preponderance of contradicting evidence and mounting public distain.

(Shortened form: Norc)
Dude 1: I can't believe my brother is still trying to be an olympic swimmer.
Dude 2: Really, isn't he incontinent?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They banned him from the pool. But every morning he keeps trying to sneak in.
Dude 2: That's weak. He wasn't even that great of a swimmer to begin with.
Dude 1: Yeah, the team, the coach and especially the janitors hate him more and more every day. There's no point in continuing this. He's really pulling a Norm Coleman.
by Dark289 April 10, 2009
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There Goes Gary Coleman

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades
Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**
by DJ 1 2 Manny November 19, 2010
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Gary Coleman

The one urinal, always located at the far left or right of the line of porcelain pee-ers, that is significantly lower than the other urinals.
"All the stalls are full, Junior, but you're tall enough now to use the Gary Coleman."
by JohnInCleveland May 12, 2008
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Tevin Coleman

The absolute fucking walking Chad. But not until his Ex roasts him on Urban Dictionary does he calm down and becomes a middle age English peasant.
Girl 1- That guy is such a Tevin Coleman! He is so cool!
Girl 2- No he’s a Tevin Coleman, the brake-up made him a loser, now he’s a Roblox Kid.
by Per-Son May 23, 2022
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Kipp Coleman

AKA Lil Kippy. Known as one of the best rappers in the world only at 17 years old. Maybe the whitest person to ever say the N-word. but swears to have infinite passes. He's also got that VENOM

"Started from the bottom we still here"
by Heywood Jablowme V September 7, 2022
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Ronnie coleman

A man that will keep on winning Mr.Olympia untill he retires. Never in the sport of bodybuilding has there been such a large gap between first and second.
"man ronnie is so fucking big"

"yup, sure is"
by banana fingers September 8, 2004
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