Neon Cobra is funny, but Neon Cobra is not a joke.
Neon Cobra is a full frontal assault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n' roll. They found the secret lair of the space-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the ass. Hard! Neon Cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. They don't whine, they don't moan, they don't have expensive haircuts, and they aren't afraid to sing about some down-home American fuckin'. Their music is like an audio-transmitted sexual infection that burns so good. If someone tamed a hurricane in a basement, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like Neon Cobra.
Band Members:
Jason "Thunder" Walters - Vocals
Jason "Bad News" Plummer - Guitar/Vocals
Nick "Tickles" Payne - Drums/Vocals
Andy "Hammerpants" Hogan - Bass/Vocals
Neon Cobra is a full frontal assault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n' roll. They found the secret lair of the space-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the ass. Hard! Neon Cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. They don't whine, they don't moan, they don't have expensive haircuts, and they aren't afraid to sing about some down-home American fuckin'. Their music is like an audio-transmitted sexual infection that burns so good. If someone tamed a hurricane in a basement, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like Neon Cobra.
Band Members:
Jason "Thunder" Walters - Vocals
Jason "Bad News" Plummer - Guitar/Vocals
Nick "Tickles" Payne - Drums/Vocals
Andy "Hammerpants" Hogan - Bass/Vocals
by Motherfuckingrockandroll January 30, 2011
Probably one of the only bands that will admit their lyrics are cheesy. With everything from cheer chants to spunky pop beats, Cobra Starship is the band that makes you smile, laugh, dance, and sing along all at the same time. With members Gabe Saporta (lead singer), Alex Suarez (bass), Ryland Blackinton (guitar), Victoria Asher, knows as Vicky-T, (keytar), and Nate Novarro (drums), this is most likely one of the most lyrically hilarious yet true bands of our generation.
by pinkfuzzyelephants October 24, 2009
cobra starship is a band. they started in 2005 with their album 'while the city sleeps we rule the streets' they became famous either because of their remake of hollaback girl (hollaback boy) and/or because of the song bring it (snakes on a plane) that gabe saporta (singer) sang with william beckett of the academy is..., travis mccoy of gym class heroes a maja ivvarson of the sounds. there second album was released in 2007 called ¡viva la cobra! which was origonally going to be named if the world is ending im throwing the party but they decided to used ¡viva la cobra! instead.
by kaytlin h March 26, 2008
used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks
Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.
by Michael T. Biffins September 07, 2006
This is the same act coined by the Urban Dictionary term: "Upside Down Mouth Pound". This is just a more politically correct term that you can use in front of your kids.
It entails the receiver laying down on their back and opening their mouth wide. The giver then inserts the penis deep into the mouth and opened throat of the receiver.
It entails the receiver laying down on their back and opening their mouth wide. The giver then inserts the penis deep into the mouth and opened throat of the receiver.
Karen: Hey Gordon, wanna try something new tonight?
Gordon: Absolutely Karen. I was just watching National Geographic's monthly snake special extraordinaire. I wanna go for the Reverse Cobra.
Karen: Oh no, please say a prayer for my gag reflex....but yes! I'm in!
Gordon: Absolutely Karen. I was just watching National Geographic's monthly snake special extraordinaire. I wanna go for the Reverse Cobra.
Karen: Oh no, please say a prayer for my gag reflex....but yes! I'm in!
by fastlaneb November 06, 2021
A member of a particularly violent and underground group plaguing Wyandotte County KS beginning in the mid 90's until they abruptly disappeared in 2005 or 2006. It is thought their leader may have left or was killed. Members were identified by a string of Japanese characters tattooed on their bodies it is unknown what the characters mean. Police have never admitted to their existence. However it is believed they were being monitored by the city's gang unit.
by Anonymous citizenkck November 08, 2012
I totally operation cobra'ed that party last night haha!
I yelled "Operation Cobra" then ran in and distracted the guy guarding the fridge while heather stole all the beer hahaha!
I yelled "Operation Cobra" then ran in and distracted the guy guarding the fridge while heather stole all the beer hahaha!
by aosbor18 September 04, 2010