Cob

Insult, usually used towards stupid people.

Ex. You're such a cob!

by hynd December 03, 2010

Cob on

Having a boner or hard on

Sally: has John got a cob on?!

Jane: yeah! How embarrassing in public

by Xdst33 November 10, 2018

Cobs

Fuck off

Cobs

by Febreeze bottle October 31, 2019

Cob

Cob
-pronounced kawb
-adjective

A negative adjective used to describe a person or place/event. Originated on the football field of Arroyo Grande High School (a small town in the central coast of California).

You little kids are so cob.

That concert was so cob it was just a bunch of teary-eyed emos.

by tommdogg November 11, 2007

cob

a sharp poke or goose in the anus

ouch that cob hurt!

by The man December 15, 1999

on the cob

Cool, good looking, overall a fun person to be around.

Fresh

Girl 1: He's hot!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he's on the cob

by chickpeaprincess September 16, 2017

COB

An acronym which can stand for many things, but in a social setting (when drinking) it usually refers to "Champagne of Beers", or Miller High Life.

Can also stand for the metal band Children of Bodom.

Hey bro, grab me a COB...

by bill123234234 July 12, 2008