Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

Smelling like a Christmas tree

To smell like weed in public

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.

by Horseeeeeee January 31, 2016

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Jamaican Christmas Tree

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.

Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!

by Laingbang December 15, 2012

California Christmas tree

a palm tree decorated like a Christmas tree(palm trees are plentiful in California, Florida and other states with similar climates)

His parents did not believe in using artifical trees. However, no evergeen trees grew where they came form. The solution was to get a California Christmas tree.

by Light Joker December 15, 2004

dirty christmas tree

wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.

I want to dirty Christmas tree.

by Donkey donk December 5, 2013

Iron Christmas Tree

The raunchiest sexual position in existence. Some believe it to be a myth, like woman's rights.

Guy: What's that smell?

Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.
... Didn't you see the sign?

by Hollywood Sam March 31, 2009