dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"

by Char H January 8, 2006

Mouth Chores

Oral sex

I got to go to Old Man Whithers house to perform some mouth chores. It's how I pay for my dates with Charlene, that sophomore who still won't put out.

by UCB Guy August 20, 2013

Chore Blackmail

When you trick someone typically your partner to do a chore by making it seem like it's the logical thing to do because you're held up otherwise but you're manipulating events because you also don't want to do it

Boy: Babe thanks for coming over, but I have to run off to class, since you don't have class you should just stay and clean up the room
Girl: Aghhh babe, that's chore blackmail

by PeeweeCakes September 7, 2023

puff chore

The action of providing a woman with genital pleasure by any mouth movement, whether that be licking, sucking, flicking, ect. Synonyms would be to 'go down' or 'eat out'.

"That was a nice puff chore, let's do it again sometime again."
"I feel like you haven't been giving me enough pussy puff chores."

by mr+hh April 19, 2020

Chored Out

Being way to tired for something; lack of will/energy

“Dude i’m wayyyyy to chored out for this right now”

by MrHumble11 May 24, 2022

Chore Child

While one brother/sister goes out and has fun on the weekends and such the other comes home from work or school and gets to clean the house or do yard work. This happens usually to brothers. The chore child usually envys the other brother as well. Usually the chore child is the older sibling.

Jim: "hey man wanna hang out?"
Ricky" I can't I have to do my brothers chores because I'm the chore child"

by Delay December 7, 2014

chore leave

Paid time off from work to attack the honeydo list.

Antonym: shore leave

I'm glad you got to go to Mexico for vacation. I was on chore leave, hoping maybe THAT would get me some poontang.

by hildjj January 5, 2009