Adult Choccy Milk

"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨

Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"

Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"

by warehouseyappers July 17, 2024

Hug A Choccy Cake

Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.

Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.

by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013

Choccy Docky

When a white man engages in the homosexual activity, known as docking, with a black man

“ Yo Johnny, all I want tonight is to Choccy Docky with our boy Marquis, his foreskin is tight”

by Shredsmckenzie March 25, 2023

choccy Claire

A Choccy Claire is when someone lays on their back and then has someone lays a log of poo between their bum cheeks and then a male ejaculates on top of the poo creating a chocolate eclair.

Ah I went out last night got so drunk and Richie done a choccy claire on me. Was insane man.

by Zulu01 November 20, 2023

Choccie poppen

To drink chocolate milk from a small cardboard container with a straw together with the '' boys ''.

Should we go choccie poppen I'm really thirsty.

by God of Choccie October 30, 2021

Choccy mood

When a non choccy eater is feelin the choccy. They either want it or they don’t and they’ll probably refuse most times when offered. I guess it must just tantalise their tastebuds more at certain times. Further testing required

Choccy eater: Hey mate, would you like some choccy?
Non choccy eater: Yeh boi I’m in a big choccy mood tonight!!!

by Jwillow June 07, 2019

Choccy Squirts

The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same

Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.

by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014