douche chariot

A vehicle for douchbags that have decided that they will not walk anymore...AKA hoverboard

wow that kid is riding a douche chariot

by quesotaco August 29, 2016

Japanese War Chariot

A Japanese car produced/made 1999 or prior, the car generally resembles the great Yamato Battleship in its presence on the road, This is due to a number of things such as size, aggressive appearance or beefy appearance, history or even mystery. The car is usually unnecessarily long and wide, it could also be described as a presidential / imperialistic limo who's presence on the road could also make you feel uncomfortable. Don't be fooled though these weapons of mass destruction usually have the finest engines to be produced out of Japan and will eat your euro piece of shit for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Guy 1: "Woah! did you see that 1998 Toyota Crown drive past"

Guy 2: "Yeah I did, It's a bit of a Japanese War Chariot"

by H4RSH October 16, 2021

chav chariot

Chav chariots are possible the lowest form of cars. Chavs who want to have sport car performance but still have their 3 illegitimate children in the rear as well as their hanging girlfriend. Such chav chariots are the Subaru Impreza and the Mitsubishi Evo series

Wow check out Steve in his chav chariot
Wayne has got 3 kids seats in the back of his chav chariot

by AJ October 23, 2006

spac chariot

a bus carrying people with mental or physical disabilities

look at those retards on that spac chariot

by Laro January 23, 2004

Roman chariot

FFM Threesome act: put two girls with long hair side by side in doggy position. Grab both ends of hair in one hand, fucking one girl and fingering the other with the free hand.

"Dude I can't believe Jessica and Amy let me ride the Roman chariot last night! "
Holy crap how was it?

"X/X"

by Apples3Apples June 23, 2017

wanking chariot

UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.

He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"

by Ponce April 26, 2005

spak chariot

quite simply, a wheelchair

the windowlicker was pushed around in his spak chariot

by Drift2236 November 26, 2006