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Wife Changing Event 

When something occurs that necessitates the acquisition of a replacement wife.
"Dude, did you hear? Tarkowski caught his wife in bed with another woman."

"No way! That's awesome!"

"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."

"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."
Wife Changing Event by ILUVJENN April 24, 2008
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Changing light bulbs 

An Indian form of dancing, Bhangra, where one's hands are cupped and raised in the air as if they are holding something, and then twisted at the wrist as if unscrewing something.
Usually performed at weddings.
He was well crunkedat the wedding last night and couldn't stop changing light bulbs.

short-changing 

say you buy something and the clerk gives you change back but not enough you've been short-changed.. cheated in otherwords
watch for it on the east coast.
well I could give you the gist in a couple sentances but I'd be short-changing you on the storytelling
short-changing by rteng August 10, 2007

changing faces 

During a threesome when a guy gets head from two girls at the same time.
I had good time last night with Renee and Danya, I got changing faces. Those girls are total sluts!!
changing faces by Kpeezy June 18, 2006

changing on the fly 

Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.
Nate was boning this chick, then we changed on the fly and she didn't even notice.
changing on the fly by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

changmin 

A term used to describe males who are made of 1/4 mouth and 1/2 nose. Could also be identified from the frequent usage of the word 'man man' and more recently, 'oh my god'. Impossible to miss during the Asian Song Festival 2007, when he had long flowy black hair which were once more commonly found on prehistoric humans. A Changmin can also be used to describe someone who is obsessively concerned over his/her health. Changmins usually suffer from broken wrist syndrome while singing:- another sufferer of this syndrome is fellow member Junsu. Eating 8 meals a day will also give one arms big enough to hug the earth, another trait of the Changmins. Yet even with those big strong arms, a curious thing about the Changmins is that they can never ever do sports. If you ever meet a Changmin, do not ever let him shoot arrows. They might cause fatal accidents while handling a bow & arrow.
girl1: OMG, you mean you saw the doctor when your friend got sick when you weren't even sick? You're such a Changmin
changmin by thechangminexpert January 4, 2010

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself 

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time
Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.