The all-too common practice of yelling at the top of your lungs into your cell phone.
Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.
Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.
Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.
Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.
Bob: "Geeze, Fred. I'm trying to eat here. Must you always be cell screaming while we're having lunch?"
Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."
Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"
Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."
Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"
by Buck Guapo March 28, 2007
Get the Cell Screamingmug. Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voicemail, leaveing a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voicemail again, because person 'b' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through
see definition above
by MMichaell June 27, 2005
Get the MOBIUS CELLmug. The state of being overly focused on one's cellular telephone. Applies to people who are constantly sending text messages, answering telephone calls, tweeting, or updating Facebook in social situations.
by cherryblossom July 25, 2010
Get the cell-centeredmug. I got a Glock in my 'Rari
17 shots, no .38
I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby
Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans
17 shots, no .38
I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby
Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans
by raccoon specimen June 5, 2021
Get the cell ballingmug. by rockstop March 7, 2009
Get the cell-LO!mug. by Mariel May 9, 2004
Get the hit the cellmug. An agent who has the freedom to eliminate any threat he perceives in any manner he sees fit.
Usually such agents are covered by "plausible deniability" - the agent is told what his job is, but not through the normal chain of command, so that the orders are not recorded. This way, if the agent is captured or killed, the government who sent the agent can claim that he was a rogue agent, acting without official orders or permission.
Usually such agents are covered by "plausible deniability" - the agent is told what his job is, but not through the normal chain of command, so that the orders are not recorded. This way, if the agent is captured or killed, the government who sent the agent can claim that he was a rogue agent, acting without official orders or permission.
by Macavity January 23, 2004
Get the splinter cellmug.