Carlos

An overweight man whose head is shaped like an egg.

Chef: HEY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PAN
Carlos: You tried cooking me!
Chef: Sorry kid, you look like an egg.

by YourYM January 25, 2022

Carlos

Carlos is an amazing tall skinny big dick with abs. Every girl would kill for him. Carlos has nice curly hair and bright smile.

Carlos

by yoqorta6969 October 3, 2022

Carlos

An outgoing person, not afriad to say whats on his mind. Handsome & tall. Music is his passion, Brown eyes that make you melt. His singing makes you cry. When everyone tells you, "ewww why are you dating Carlos?" you'll realize that they're wrong & what you see on the inside is different what he potrays on the outside. No one really understands. He's your bestfriend. You'll love him no matter what.

Not everyone wants to date a Carlos until they truly realize who he is.

by Just A Memory January 12, 2013

Carlos

The act of deficating unintentionaly, Self Excrement, To shit ones pants.

After eating that spicy pickle, I thought I was about to have a Carlos.

or

I hope I don't Carlos myself at work.

by pener15 March 26, 2010

Carlos

A know it all type of guy. You never know what he might say or do. He's very tall and handsome. Can sure brake a girl's heart, but the girls can't get enough of him because he just sweeps them of their feet. Ex-girlfriends' dream of him and have the feeling of getting back together, but… you never know what Carlos might do next.

Carlos...

by Ramonnn May 28, 2014

Carlos

Carlos is a perfectly sun kissed milk chocolate Hispanic man with dark mysterious eyes and perfect black hair. He's athletic, strong, independent, a hard worker, and the best kisser in the entire universe. His lips are soft and subtle and his arms are big and muscular. He knows how to get what he wants especially when it comes to women. One of the most skilled players alive when it comes to getting girls. Funny, charming, and a perfect smile. When you're with him nothing else matters and life is exactly what you wanted it to be. His only flaw is he's uncircumcised.

"Wow isn't Carlos so perfect and attractive?" "Yes but his piggy is wrapped in a blanket"

by Lydia Chlamydia April 21, 2019

Carlos

Some fat, peanut head kid who’s ass at soccer. He’s usually talking about how he gets dicked down by El chapo Jr.

Omg did you see Carlos’s head today? It looks like it got bigger.

by Die go July 4, 2019