CAF

CAF means Cute As Fuck so when you something cute you can describe is saying CAF

Omg she is CAF

by Ss456 December 31, 2019

caf hog

When someone hogs all the coffee not long after a new pot was brewed,thus being a caffeniation hog. Caf hog for short.

person 1:"What happened to all the coffee?"
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."

by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007

CAF

A slang term for "Classy as F**k." Usually used in texting or Twitter

'"I saw that new suit you are wearing, it's CAF"

by BlackHawk812 September 3, 2016

The suck for caf

Its when a girl is about to guve you head. You put your dick in a jar of preworkout and she sucks it off getting a caffeine buzz

Hey bro you ever tried the suck for caf?
Its when a girl sucks your dick while its covered in caffeine

by uncensored_BTW October 4, 2023

Caf-furious

1. The caffeine equivalent of hangry
2. Needing caffeine so bad you're angry

If there isn't coffee in my hand in the next 5 minutes, I'm gonna become caf-furious

by SubwaySandwich October 17, 2022

Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers CAF

The ideal name of a trio of people consisting of one guy and two girls who are very funny and hot

Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!

by DWWWHHHHOJJCAF March 21, 2024

CAF

"CUT AS FUCK"....Extremely annoyed, angry or upset. Another couple of levels up from just being CUT

"Man! you're CAF"
"Don't be so CAF!"
"Stevo's CAF!"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024