A man of tall stature with an extreme sense of self confidence that comes from seemingly nowhere. Believes he is high and mighty to shove his opinion in anywhere he wants, and has a neck that appears as large as a Snake's mouth whenever it's jaw is unhinged, ready to eat anything passing by annoyingly slow.
by Teabaggage June 22, 2019
a really weird guy with weird memes yet he is a pretty good friend and person. Typically spooky when you meet them but they are pretty open and easy to talk to.
by MintyNoodles June 10, 2019
Where to even start? This boy is so amazing and he doesn't even realize it. He's in sports like marching band and wrestling and is very good at them. I've seen him just pick a girl up. Seriously. He's a fucking dork. His stupid red hair that you just want to mess up and his terrible fashion sense (Really Cade? Plaid and Khakis?).
by SecretFlagGirl November 17, 2018
by Baseball_21 November 26, 2016
A very weird person that is obsessed with Michael Jackson but won't agree to it... He is also a Dorky potato
by Lololollolilololilolilil November 04, 2018
by LoAlly May 20, 2006
by juba_jubaOP August 27, 2009