buttass

1. one who truly is no more intelligent than an anus, much less two

2. one who is devoid of anything resembling talent

Dave Matthews is an incredible buttass.

by Roper May 12, 2003

buttass

A name for somebody who is being annoying and you can't think of any other words.

Joe... you... just... SHUT UP BUTTASS!

by Joe H. and Joe G. September 15, 2006

buttass

A very painful insult to inflict on someone. If someone calls you a buttass you know your a loser with no friends.

I cant believe jarad called him a buttass.

by Asmith32 January 22, 2007

buttass

A name to explain what a stinky person's room smells like, or even how to explain how the person smells. (perhaps someone who wears no deoderant) Even sometimes used to explain a pig or donkey's stench.

Actual Example with dif. names:

Chris: EWW! it smells like buttass in here! where's the Lysol????!!?!?!
Bob: In the bathroom!!!

by Wiccanpyroangel666 July 23, 2007

Buttass

Probably the most harmless insult ever conceived by the English language. It combines two insults that aren't offensive into one supreme inoffensive word. Make fun of anyone who says this seriously.

Bill: Stop being such a Buttass, Tom!
Tom: Did you seriously call me a fucking Buttass. Go die.

by verloreN September 22, 2014

buttassination

buttassination

When one "butt" dials people by accident, essentially assassinating one's own reputation, character, job, or personal relationships by so doing.

Worker: Son of a bitch. I did another buttassination today.

Co-worker: Never heard of that. What in tarnation are you talking about?

Worker: I accidentally butt-dialed the boss while having coffee with the boys.

Coworker: So.

Worker: Yeah, well, he overheard our entire conversation, where we basically burned down the entire place with our gossip. I'm sure I just ass-assinated my job.

Coworker: Yep. You're toast.

by Ziggy Plays Guitar May 3, 2019

Buttass

A guy who has no soul, is a serial liar and fake. Short pathetic excuse for a human being.

Jeremy is a buttass for running away like that....

by VIOLET666MOON April 20, 2019