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The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.
Ari: You know Burrito’s
Emily: yeah...
Ari: They’re goddamn terrible
Emily: I agree highly
Burrito by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020
A Burrito is a mexican food that consists of lots of different food, typcially beef, lettuce or cabbage, tomatoes, black beans, and olives. All wrapped in a tortilla.
Person 1: Wanna order food tonight?
Person: 2 Yeah sure!
Person 1: What do you want?
Person: 2 Eh, just get me a burrito.
Burrito by Zomatic May 2, 2020
God's gift to planet earth.
"What are you eating?"
"A burrito"
"GIVE ME THAT!"
Burrito by Burrito Head October 12, 2020
A dish originating from México typically consisting of a tortilla with fillings on the inside. These fillings usually include (but are not limited to) meats, vegetables, sauces, and other Mexican ingredients.
Person: I want to order a tortilla with stuff inside of it.
Cashier: You mean a burrito?
Burrito by CheeseCakeFries February 22, 2021
A food that is covered in a tortilla or some other kind of sheet

The thing I shove up my ass sometimes
Random ass dude: Ay man what chu eating
Me: A burrito

*bangs on door*
Coach: What going on in there?
*slowly puts burrito in the ass*
Me: nothing sir
Burrito by PeepMC April 14, 2021
The BURRITO,which is a sex action on where you cum in a burrito and give it to your partner!
Hey,Kylie wanted a burrito last night,she thought it was tasty!
BURRITO by Cum burrito(; June 14, 2021