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turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.
"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"
by Ksmak July 22, 2006
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Burlington High School

Burlington High School is a public 9-12 high school in southern Iowa. It is the only public high school in the area; if you do not consider the Alternative school.

They are the Grayhounds.

The school focuses on athletics seemingly more than academics.

The school has a particularly bad reputation concerning fighting, violnce and partying.

The school has broken a record this school year, on having the most suspension in one day (eighteen). Every suspension was the result of a fight
A person: Hey, did you hear abot that fight over at Burlington High School?
B person: Yeah, man, that's crazy to have a school be so undermanaged.
by studentxxxx December 22, 2008
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Burping the Turtle

When a male engages a female in anal intercourse from the rear, with such force that his member penetrates deep enough to injure her, causing the glans of his member to emerge from her vagina.

The "head" of the "turtle" would likely be covered in "mud", enhancing the illusion.

This fantastical sexual feat was imagined in order to win a gross-out contest in Denver, CO.
"Holy shit, that dude is bangin her dirtchute so hard he's burping the turtle!"
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Burlington Fun Face

Sneeking into a friends house when he isn't home, stripping down the bed and taking a shit on his or her mattress. Then creating a funny face with a sharpie marker using the pile of shit as the nose.
Dude, Brad really made me angry so I gave him the old Burlington Fun Face.
by Cake2 January 12, 2008
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Burlington

A town in South Jersey, right by the Delware River that includes wonderous things like a water tower and a horrible punk scene.
Oh, you're from Burlington...yeah, um, I gotta go.
by Dan Kerstetter October 18, 2006
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Cum Burping Road Whore

Pretty much self explanitory. It's a bitch ass crack whore that burps cum.
Damn, did you see that cum burping road whore? Why are her titties all hanging out like that?
by F**Khannamontana! May 14, 2009
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casino burping

Casino burping occurs whilst drunk or hungover when you need to burp but aren't sure whether it's going to make you vomit or make you feel better, hence the risk factor.
Harry: "hey dude, I heard you being sick last night"

Roger: "yeah it was a bad night. I was feeling well bloated and went for some all-or-nothing casino burping to see if I could cure myself. Unfortunately this time the risk didn't pay off"

Harry: "bad times"
by EddceLLent July 1, 2012
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