I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Bumhole

The place where the magic happens

"I like her bumhole, it's very tight and mushy" said Jimmy, "that's not a bumhole that's her face", replied Kim

by BroksyBangerangthethird April 22, 2019

Bumhole Pie

Fingering someone's bottom-hole.

I gave that bird some right good bumhole pie last night.

by kanu_x June 19, 2008

Bumhole Wilkins

The coolest stream there ever was. Has the best set up and alerts. Amazing at skits and has luscious luscious locks

It’s bumhole Wilkins mother F***** what’s up, I got a spongebob iPod up in the club

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Bumhole bully

Someone who enjoys anal.

She loves a bumhole bully.

by Bumhole bully March 24, 2021

bumhole basher

A gang that Bashes someone’s bumhole

Lol

The bumhole basher gang will come for you

by Jack boy 90 August 14, 2021

bumhole shower

When you have a raucous shit and wiping ain’t cutting it, so a bumhole shower is in order

I had awful ring sting so had to get a bumhole shower

by Ben Dover 123456789 January 8, 2018