Ass-burgers Syndrome

This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.

"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."

by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011

onika burgers

onika burgers comes from a stan twitter interaction when this one person tried calling nicki minaj (onika) fat by saying she eats burgers. super offensive tho.
can be used in any context to call nicki minaj fat, just replace two or three of the words with onika, ate, and burgers

"onika burgers is basically a way to call nicki minaj fat"

by thel0uvre February 22, 2023

lol burgers

its like lol bu you just add burgers at the end so it sounds cool ;)

person one: told a funny story
person two: hahhahaaa lol burgers

by ilovesshaundiv July 30, 2011

flippin burgers

To lie about something. A term mostly used by hockey players.

Mark was flippin burgers when he said he got a natural hat trick yesterday.

by hockeyplayer1234321567 September 16, 2011

fur burgers

When u get the muches and ure surrounded by chicks, its time to go get so downunder. (refer to harold and kumar go to white castle.)

Niel patcrik harris "dude screw white castle hamburgers. lets go get real humburgers. fur burger."

by your mom February 17, 2005

Ass burgers

A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.

Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!

by CryingTaco69 December 5, 2020

bobs burgers sweep

this is what i call it bobs burgers sweep,
the bobs burgers sweep is the act of running in a circle of an empty theater room while saying "this is what it's call its bobs burgers sweep"

Person 1: lets go do bobs burgers sweep
person 2: hell yeah
5 minute later
person 1: this is what i call it's bobs burgers sweep
person to this is what i call it's bobs burgers sweep

by bobsburgersweeper2414 June 14, 2022