A straight up fag who drives miles and miles to see a Hootie and the Blowfish concert....mosty commonly in "Oklahomo." Gaywads of this sort play the guitar and sing along to their Hootie & The Blowfish CDs at any time possible. See near synonym for Oasis fans...Champagne Superhomo.
Road trip BROMO! We gotta get the cooler stacked with ZIMA and get some Virginia Slims...it's a long way to Oklahomo!
by Mario Fillini November 10, 2008

dude I totally say you mackin' on your brother while he was sleeping yesterday, you're such a bromo!
by Moonshadow3 October 13, 2009

by White African Boi August 11, 2019

In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
by GFord November 10, 2008

by ABENSOL May 2, 2013

A male friend who can also be a complete homo, and who enjoys starting arguments and/or fights to the point where he will argue about arguments. A tool.
Bromo of Arguception: Hey, gays shouldn't serve in the military (attempting to start argument)
Normal Guy: Man, i'm not going to start this shit with you.
Bromo: What?! You're not even going to argue with me?!?! (becomes pissy for the rest of day)
Normal Guy: Man, i'm not going to start this shit with you.
Bromo: What?! You're not even going to argue with me?!?! (becomes pissy for the rest of day)
by AverageBro June 18, 2012
