British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.

Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.

by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013

British bellend

A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.

That guy looks like the typical British bellend!

by shart95 January 16, 2015

Britishly

A way of describing a way someone saying an English word that is used in Britain.

Lavatory is a more britishly way of saying bathroom.

by monkelaka April 21, 2022

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and britannic

The Britanic sank in ww1 by a mine. And the Olimpic is in a privately owned dock owened by some random millionaire

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and Britannic lasted longer than the Tittanic. ( just resently they found the Olimpics number plating is found in the Olimpic which can mean a cover up might of happened

by thecanadianninja January 15, 2019

Britni

Only the most amazing girl in the world.. So beautiful that nature itself aches with jealousy, this gorgeous lady has the ability to turn heads and steal hearts. She also walks the dreams of those who grow an attraction to her dreamy ways. Her delicate ways make life so much easier to understand and extremely exciting to live. Her deep, affectionate eyes only draw you in closer day by day..

The presence of that fine young lady gave me butterflies. Must have been Britni!!

by kapreasefoool January 31, 2010

britanny

Britanny is very beautiful, intelligent and outgoing. She will brighten a room with her smile and sneaky hott body. People are drawn to her so ladies keep your man away from her because they will fall in love.

Yeah she's good and all but she's not Britanny!!

by PrettyPrincess65 December 21, 2016

British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004