Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
Get the briefcase mong wipemug. by Happy fun at work August 12, 2015
Get the Musty briefcasemug. A Briefcase Baddie (noun) is the one who walks into the room and quietly rewrites the rules. Sharp-minded, sharp-dressed, and not here to play small. They can lead a meeting, spot the dysfunction in a “quick sync,” and still make time for joy, rest, and a life that actually matters.
They don’t live to work — they work the system to build a life on their terms. Fluent in ambition and boundaries. Unavailable for grind culture. Unbothered by performative hustle.
They’re not chasing titles — they’re chasing freedom.
Everyone wants to be one. Most companies don’t deserve them.
But they’re here anyway…until they’re not.
They don’t live to work — they work the system to build a life on their terms. Fluent in ambition and boundaries. Unavailable for grind culture. Unbothered by performative hustle.
They’re not chasing titles — they’re chasing freedom.
Everyone wants to be one. Most companies don’t deserve them.
But they’re here anyway…until they’re not.
After realizing she was managing her boss’s job and emotional stability, Taylor quietly updated their résumé, blocked off Fridays, and booked a solo trip to Mexico. Total Briefcase Baddie move.
by Linda, listen July 31, 2025
Get the Briefcase Baddiemug. by trizthewolf July 10, 2023
Get the Ballarat Briefcasemug. by cogitheum@mac.com February 7, 2009
Get the white briefcasemug. On Friday, I took a huge pile of TPS reports and a red stapler home from work in a Buffalo briefcase.
by PamsterG August 16, 2014
Get the Buffalo briefcasemug. by Dick Focker April 30, 2023
Get the Briefcase Jobmug.