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Brazzers

Means lit, dope, sweet, awesome. Originally an adult movie brand, a couple of dumbass drunk teenagers in Cancun decided to use it as lit to mess with their friends. Go Broncos, go pokes ;)
Bro, that’s fucking brazzers!
Mexico was brazzers as hell, so much fun
by brazzersruby June 5, 2021
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Brazzers Subscripton

(Your caught in a pickle, And I mean it.) - RowleyOpeu

The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)

Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..

Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."

Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.

He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.

As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"

(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)

But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...

5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades

And at the deep end..

A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!
iMessage

Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!

Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!

Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..

5 month Brazzers Subscripton.
by RowleyOpeu September 4, 2021
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Braheem

A genuine person who is often misunderstood. A strong soul who loves deeply in his own way he may not show it all the time but he appreciates those close to him. Despite his good looks Braheem has a DARK SIDE and will cut you off if he ever has to question your loyalty.
I love Braheem but I’m scared to talk to him
by Gilrine November 23, 2021
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Brazen bull

Only the most effective and persuasive execution devices ever, of course fashioned and used by the Greeks.

It was a big metal construct in the shape of a bull that a human would be put inside of. Then a fire would be started underneath the bull construct, boiling alive the human inside with excruciating pain (usually releasing quiet visceral screams during it).

These magnificent torture devices struck the fear of god in the hearts of all, effectively dissuading crime.

Marvellous
Person 1: “I’m planning to overthrow the ruler and i need help, you in?
Person 2: “hell no man, I’m not taking any chances with one of them brazen bull thingies”
by B book June 5, 2023
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Mexican Brazier

A midget Mexican cowboy. Often found in Laredo and El Paso sometimes Juarez Mexico.
That Mexican Brazier was drunk on negro Medela running through that brothel naked with a tortilla up his ass shooting his gun at imaginary chickens!
by Baked Tater32 February 1, 2018
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The Hayley Brazier

Hayley Brazier is the greatest of all time (GOAT), she is THE Hayley Brazier, the queen, the boss, Hamstring Hayley, elastic girl, the boss, 187,000,000/10, and anyone who she stands is super lucky
“Wow, is that The Hayley Brazier? She’s so fucking amazing, Sam is so so lucky to have her”
by Sn201180LVHB November 21, 2021
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Brazeau

A little purple lepracaun who will steal you stash when your not looking.
man that gay little Brazeau stole my ounce little bish.
by Lagsy March 17, 2005
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