Holmdel Bracket

A traditional annual contest held and organized by the students of Holmdel High School in New Jersey without the supervision of staff members (who are aware). Every year around early spring, the upperclassmen guys brainstorm the hottest girls in the school (usually consisting of a female teacher or two) and create a bracket. Likewise, the upperclassmen girls get together and come up with the best looking guys. Ongoing for approximately a month, multiple "contestants" are eliminated weekly based on who's hotter than who and this is determined by hearing out the students' opinions. This bracket is posted and updated on a website and the website is taken down at the end of the contest. There are typically loads of kids carrying a printed copy with them in school and sharing it with their friends, but the staff stays on the lookout and if they catch you with the bracket in your hand, you automatically get a detention. In the end, you're virtually crowned best looking girl and guy of the school, but you don't win anything except an ego boost.

Did you see who moved up on the holmdel bracket this week?

by jerseyshore January 17, 2010

Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train

A phrase said, usually while gaming, but can be applied at any point in life, when one feels unstoppable or after achieving a difficult task.
Synonyms: Winning

In CS:GO, friends are playing. It gets down to 5 vs 1. The 1 makes an ace by killing all 5 opposing players. He shouts over the mic, "Ain't No Brakes on the Rape Train!!!"

by Iceguy June 5, 2015

bracketry

n. A non-existent branch of mechanical engineering that gets little respect; the science and technology associated with designing brackets. (A bracket is a support, consisting of metal or wood, projecting from a wall or the like to hold or bear the weight of a shelf, secure a part from moving, etc.)

Often considered an art form.

Stan: Matt, what do you think of this design?
Matt: I like it, but the bracketry could use some tweaking - it seems like there might be an interference.

by Andy792 June 28, 2007

Bracken

Bracken is a sexy person with a giant penis who can do anything. They are eccentric but very lovable, funny and a good friend

Woah, that must be Bracken, I can tell because he is sexy, funny and cool

by InklingFan October 8, 2019

panty-lock brakes

When a guy has brought a girl to his bedroom and has gotten all her clothes off but the panties. When he tries, she gives him last-minute resistance. They usually spoon or something afterwards.

Donny: Yo dude, so what happened with Vivian? Eh eh ?

Rudy: Not a whole lot.

Donny: Details, bro

Rudy: I got her in bed, but then she put on the panty-lock brakes. I'll have blue balls for a fucking week.

by Baby Carrot November 15, 2009

bricka brack

A knick knack or clutter

My house is filled with bricka bracks

by Samuel L. Clemmens May 2, 2005

brackenhurst

A lovely campus in which many university students live and study animal and geography related courses. Many people at the other Trent campuses have no clue what or where Brackenhurst is and assume that we are all farmers.

Girl: 'Hi, i'm from brackenhurst, where're you at?'
Boy: 'Where?'

by Juicy_Jen May 10, 2009