Brando

The "Brando" is an evil bloodline from the show Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. For Example, we have Dio Brando, an annoying little bitch that rejects humanity.

Jojo Fan 1: Hey, Isn't Dio Brando just the best?
Jojo Fan 2: N.o.

by Dagger The Furry November 27, 2020

Dario Brando

A common name given to corpse looters. They steal valuables such as rings and masks from dead people.

That thief on the news is such a Dario Brando.

by YummyBlue0123 March 29, 2022

Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you

Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit

by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023

Brando Delete

When your rear window is either broken or missing

Damn bro, my rear window got smashed in!
oh damn, you got that brando delete!

by 2jzisslow1112 October 09, 2022

Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 12, 2020

Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi March 22, 2016

brando jacket

A jacket similar to the one worn by marlin brando In the wild one, also worn by travolta in grease and mel Gibson in mad max

Rockabilly hipsters love there brando jackets

by bob boberton July 12, 2015