Brainorrhea

When you get a mental std

Careful...I'm pretty sure i can find a way to give you mental std`s.
Like brainorrhea

by Ms.oreo May 26, 2018

Brainfreeze

When the male human ejaculates into their bellybutton after masturbation or sex takes place.

OH FUCC I CAME. SHIT BRAINFREEZE

by Fannygasher16 June 15, 2018

Brainconnected

When you and another person have the same exact thoughts. Being extremely brainconnected happens when you both say very specific/random things outloud and at the same time. (Another word for jinx I guess...)

A: "I don't know why , but I'm thinking of smoked salmon with spread and a tiny sprinkle of pepper and herb salt"
B: "oH MY GOD SAME"
A: "What the-"
B:"..."
A and B together: "BRAINCONNECTED"

by Violin'sMelodies September 23, 2018

Braintree

Braintree is a decently large town in Essex, England 15 miles west of Colchester and 10 miles northeast of Chelmsford City. The last known population record of Braintree was taken in 2014, where the population was about 150,000, if since then, the population growth has continued at the same rate, then it is estimated that the population as of 2019 is probably about 154,000. Braintree lies on the River Brain while Bocking lies on the River Blackwater, the two are often referred to together as Braintree and Bocking. Braintree has a football club, Braintree Town FC, nicknamed The Iron, and they will next season (19/20) be competing in the National South (6th Division). Braintree is bypassed by the A120 and the A131.

Braintree is twinned with Pierrefitte-sur-Seine in France and has given its name to Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, Vermont in the US of A.

//en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braintree,_Essex

Copy that link with https: at the beginning to look at more info, I ain't got enough time to post it all.

"Braintree is a nice town"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

Brainccerll

ur dumb

oh yeah well brainccerll.

by B E T November 26, 2019

brainworms

when people refuse or lack the ability to show restraint and poise in public.

She is burning down a gas station for having a must wear a mask sign, she has brainworms.

by gamerhead September 22, 2021

braincrack

The crack between the 2 hemispheres of a brain, where brainfarts are typically released.

Brainfarter: "I'm gonna have my braincrack surgically sealed shut soon. Hopefully that will prevent me from making random mistakes.". After he got the surgery, his brain slowly filled with brain gas, to the point it ripped open, causing severe brain damage. It turns out his decision to get brain fart prevention surgery was a brainfart itself.

by Definitively Cool October 23, 2023