bowel cat

Jason Ceo.

A guy who will be so desperate for a bit of poontang he will lick a girls ass and bowels just for a small taste.

Look at that slimey guy trying to chirps ur girl, what a bowel cat!

by trimmer82 November 15, 2003

Super Bowels

when you eat so much junk food/ drink so much beer during the Super Bowl that you have a bowel movement equivalent to nuclear diarrhea

Dad: Son, where have you been? You missed Bruce Springsteen!

Son: Shit! It cause I drank too much and got the Super Bowels during the second quarter!

by Ryan Coconut February 02, 2009

Bowel Shock

A shit so terrible it requires both physical and emotional recovery

"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."

"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"

by AtomicKoi December 01, 2021

Flaw Bowel

A glass bowl, typically used to collect and contain house and car keys.

"I left the Honda keys over there on the flaw bowel."

by sstuller June 06, 2013

bowel prowler

man on man only mud digger who loves nothing better than fucking other men in the ass

that matt is such a fucking bowel prowler he fucked chris, jay and daimo in the ass within two hours and then went out on the town looking for more

by Amack June 24, 2006

Bowel Roulette

Eating from street vendor carts or establishments with sub-standard health code ratings, where the safety of your stomach and bowels is questionable, at best.

(It is important to note that many people are willing to play bowel roulette because the high from the taste of the food usually outweighs the risk.)

Ryan and I are going to play some bowel roulette today over at Rosa Gigante's Taco Treats.

by Good Juan August 09, 2010

blue bowels

painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.

"Ugh, I haven't shat in two days. Too much pizza always gives me blue bowels."

by shmuckaroo banzai December 13, 2008