bonker sex

1) Something incredibly good.

2) Sex so good it changes your life perspective.

"Sally and I had bonker sex then decided to break into the zoo and steal a monkey."

by yougogurl November 21, 2013

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jonker bonkers

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers

guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers

by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018

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bonker head

a silly person; a dork

Daniel is a bonker head.

by bananaheed December 11, 2009

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honker bonker

promiscuous girl who engages in sexual congress with a member of the Rochester Honkers baseball team of the Norhwoods League in Rochester Minnesota.

That girl is a honker bonker.

by neffnie swift June 09, 2009

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Pudding Bonker

When two or more guys gather to have an orgy only using themselves and pudding cups. Mainly found in people that can't get a date, are too nerdy, or live at home with seven cats.

Guy1: "Dude, I can't find a date for Prom. I'm afraid if I don't go with anyone, I won't get lucky either."

Guy2: "Same here, so lets go have a Pudding Bonker with some other guys!"

Guy1: "Ok!"

by Supa Trupa March 17, 2010

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