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Boner

A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.
Gary: have you ever met “the Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?
by Mkejne April 2, 2020
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Boner

A great community of milk lovers made by a simple milk loving developer named Dani.
Dani: Drink milk
You maybe: why
Dani: So you can become boner
also Wishlist karlson on steam B)
by AmABoner B) January 27, 2021
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Boner

A bummer or downer. Usually rains on everyone’s parade.
Man, my fried is being a real boner today.
by Metal Princess January 19, 2021
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

when ur pp popping out of ur shorts
Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?
by *Peeing with a boner* January 23, 2019
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff
Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club
by ThatOneGuy6109 May 25, 2014
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Boner

damn i made a boner
by the mistake23141 April 17, 2011
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Boner

1. A compliment for anything you did, looks good, or just hella more boss then what you are; opposite of a chode.

2. A small person residing in the pants of a male. Can be used to. Penetrate the opposite sex, exploding with immense pleasure and cause you to play fireman. All over her face.
1.Simon: Hey did you see his shirt?
Griff: no...why?
Simon: it was hella boner!
Griff: wtf...it gave you a boner?!

2. Guy 1: Dude. I have a mexican in my pants.
Guy 2: You mean a boner?
by freash_as_Deez June 8, 2009
mugGet the Bonermug.

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