bologna tits

A woman's breasts that have sagged so much that they look like flaps of bologna sitting on her chest.

After I took off her bra, her boobs fell flat, and I realized she had bologna tits.

by Chunners January 7, 2008

bologna nipples

large pink, nipples that look like slices of bologna. thanks to my b/f chris for this one!!

by aamanda September 23, 2003

super bologna

A very erotic sex act in which the male wraps a thin slice of bologna around his penis and engages in sexual intercourse. The male then ejaculates on the bologna and fries it makes a sandwich with it.

Don't go in that room! He's making a super bologna sandwich!

by Ryan_Lalonde June 17, 2008

Bologna Pony

A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony

NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock

Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*

by Michael Martino May 21, 2008

bopping bologna

Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.

When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.

by T May 25, 2004

stoner bologna

When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.

Dude, Trump totally stoner bologna'd "covfefe".

by Kristenkooster June 20, 2017

Pity Bologna

Bologna that is offered to someone as an after thought after giving some to your friends.

Brett gave his friends bologna a lunch break then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

by Max Baskin February 7, 2023