shaboinka-boink

1. to bang or have sex

Man...she's hot. I'd shaboinka-boink that.

by djtheman August 4, 2005

Boink

The best band in the world!!!!!! Go to boinkrock.com!!

Boink be a kick ass band!

by Idnar..haha January 6, 2004

Boink and Bounce

To Boink and Bounce is to fuck a girl and dump her. This is done when the girl is either a Crazy Bitch, or Stage 5 Clingers.

Guy 1: Hey dude, how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: She's a Stage 5 clinger dude...
Guy 1: You know what to do - Boink and Bounce bro.

by jrahmfordan April 27, 2009

boinked in the bonkers

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.

Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.

by Birn June 11, 2006

titty boink

Tit sex where the guy sticks his dick straight into the boob instead of between them.

I gave her such a hard titty boink that I bruised her titty.

by Tim Tebow November 5, 2007

boo boink

Technical term for the age old saying 'its not rape if you shout surprise before hand..'

Calum: Dunno wot to do about this bird mate, shes so shy. what should I do?
Chris: Just follow her home and give her a boo boink.

by Chrisseh December 9, 2008

Boink List

1. A list of people you would like to boink. Commonly, the list consists of celebrities and professional athletes.

2. A list of people that you and your spouse or S.O. are allowed to boink, if you ever get the opportunity, without getting in trouble.

Brad Pitt is on my Boink List. His boinkability rating is in the stratosphere.

by blackbirdy December 18, 2009