bluetooth

its when a guy takes his dick. lays it on the girls shoulder. she then jacks it with her head.

dude! this girl straight bluetoothed my dick.

by got em! April 16, 2010

Bluetooth Madness

When somebody goes starts yelling at somebody over a bluetooth and you don't realize there on a bluetooth.

Person A: Dude whats that guys problem?!
Person B: It's a severe case of Bluetooth Madness... poor soul.

by ConHoofa October 15, 2008

Bluetooth

When a girl is wearing big hoop earrings and a guy locks her heels into her hoop earrings in order to alleviate the stress of holding her legs up.

My arms were tired from holding her legs up, so i enabled her Bluetooth.

by Hotnicks December 23, 2010

bluetooth earphones

Prices of shit that don't work most of the time

These damn bluetooth earphones will not work fetch me a hammer

by Slenderman3954 December 25, 2017

bluetooth bomber

Someone who accidentally leaves their phone connected to a bluetooth speaker and then watches a video or plays a game resulting in their friends hearing what's on their phone.

We were all shocked to hear the My Little Pony theme song coming out of the stereo, but then we realized that Chad became a bluetooth bomber when he went to take a shit.

by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

bluetooth blowjob

A hands-free blowjob

That bitch was a pro! She sucked me off without using her hands! That was the best bluetooth blowjob I've ever had.

by craftbrewdrew March 28, 2015