blessin’ the river

An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.

We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

cock blessing

an honor to recieve as one places one's cock to a female's forehead which symbolizes strength, loyalty, and fertility; if slapped in a rigorous gesture onto the forehead of a female then this is recognize as a cock baptismal.

She went on her knees ready to recieve a cock blessing.

by geehiminati April 23, 2003

Lava Blossom

A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.

Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.

Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).

Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015

Bless you

said after someone sneezes because it is believed the sneeze is when their soul leaves their body

Lee "Ahhhchooo"
Briony "Bless you"
Lee "Thank you, now the devil can't possess my body."

by Origin Guru August 9, 2009

Bless Yo Trap

"Bless Yo Trap" or "Blesseth Yo Trap" is a phrase popularized by a Soundcloud artist by the name "Smokepurpp".(He also goes by other monikers such as "Lil Water", "Purpp", and "Lil Purpp", ect) This phrase was first used by Smokepurpp in a song called "Bless Yo Trap" on his debut album "Deadstar", released in 2017. He went on and used this iconic phrase in other songs such as his single, "Geek Alot". The comedic alteration of "Bless Yo Trap", "Blesseth Yo Trap" was popularized by a You-Tuber named "CDTVProductions" in a video published in 2018 called "WORST Rappers in the Game? - Smokepurpp (Episode 19)" where he said "the man who Blesseth my Trap.".

From our understanding "Bless Yo Trap" is a phrase that is meant to wish someone(or many) the best of luck in their illegal activities.(mostly selling drugs) "Bless Yo Trap" also can just mean "I wish you the best of luck" without any correlation to illegal activities.

Person A: "Vro, I got a fuckin' history test tomorrow."

Person B: "Damn. Well, I gotta go, homie. Bless Yo Trap."

Person A: "Thanks, vro. Bless Yo Trap."

by Purrpologist March 5, 2019

blessing a block

Doing a burn out in someone’s hood

someone fr just blessed my block. Aye I’m blessing a block down the street from the homies house.

by Chri$tian Gate$ August 11, 2019

bless my pipe/phone

bless my phone basically means to send someone a naked picture of yourself so they can enjoy it for their entertainment.

Ayyy, did you hear?, Starrkeisha bless my pipe/phone with some naked pictures,videos , and mirror pics.

by tcyoungfly2005 April 8, 2020