Brainerd

Brainerd, Minnesota. Easily the most kick ass place in the world.

Matt: Hey dude im going to brainerd this weekend.

Andrew: Sweet that sounds kick ass.

by Dibsboy January 22, 2011

Blaine Wilson

Blaine Wilson is a five-time National Champion in gymnastics who made three Olympic Teams (1996, 2000, 2004) and is the sexiest man to ever lay foot onto this world, and into a leotard. He hails from Columbus, Ohio, and is the acclaimed gymnastic "rebel with a cause," that cause being to be the best that he can be. And to wear a sexy tongue ring in competition and bear tattoos, which in gymnastics, is taboo and a major no-no. His best events are the still rings, vault, and highbar. The beginning of his third and final Olympic season began with a torn bicep. Though in America he was one of the most dominating forces on the National Team, he had yet to medal outside in a World or Olympic competition. His sights were set on Athens, Greece as being his last and only hope. His injury occured in late February at the Visa American Cup while performing an iron cross on the still rings. To everyone else but him, it was a career-ending injury. He vowed he'd be back in time, no matter what. He went on to make the Olympic Team in August after many months of rehab, and achieved his dream of winning a silver medal in the team competition. Blaine Wilson remains one of the most popular American athletes because he is sexy, he is brave, and he defeated the odds when they were set against him.

I saw gymnastics on TV the other day, and that Blaine Wilson guy his hot.

by Aleksas Trotter July 24, 2007

david blaine

David Blaine is a 33 year old man born in Brooklyn who makes a living doing a whole lot of nothing. This man will do anything for publicity. Recent stunts have been standing in a block of ice for 61 hours, standing on top of a 27 meter post for 35 hours, being buried alive, and spending a week inside a water-filled glass sphere at Lincoln Center in New York where he attempted to hold his breath for 9 minutes. He goes around NY and other major cities showing people his impressive card tricks. There is a rumor that New York City is writing a law stating Blaine will not be able to annoy people with his tricks there anymore. Rumor has it that he has dated Madonna, Fiona Apple, and Josie Moran. Magician or not, he's just another guy.

That David Blaine treats himself like an organ grinder monkey. He will do anything!

by aishtamid September 5, 2006

brainer lips

someone who has rich full lips that are good for sucking dick

"wow that bitch has some huge brainer lips"

by Justin F January 12, 2005

Flat Brainer

AKA Flat Earther, they belong to the Flat Brain Society. They think the Earth is flat and that some evil dudes made it a globe. You cannot argue with them, they have bogus logic and get very angry when you prove they are wrong.

I was banned from a flat brainer discord after proving their argument wrong! lmfao
It went like this:
Him: "That lens represents atmospheric refraction"
Me: "Actually, the atmopshere acts more like a wedge lens, not a fresnel lens"

(I don't actually know the correct lens, I was just setting up a trap.)
Him: "How can you prove that it acts as a wedge lens?"
Me: "How can you prove that it acts as a fresnel lens?"
Him: "You are just doing hand-wave dismissals, you are yet to answer my question!"
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
*gets banned*

That guy is a flat brainer, he thinks the earth is flat. No power in this world can make him think otherwise.

by ybcuber September 5, 2018

Blaine

to drink a ton of whiskey and smoke pounds of weed.

that girl is blaine

by Mark Finlin February 28, 2009

brainer

The satisfaction you get when learning something you didn't know before or to share something else with someone who didn't know about it before. Like a boner, but with your brain.

Mary: John must be the most common name in the world.

John: No, Muhammad is the most common name ever.

Mary: Oh. I didn't know that.

Tommy: Total brainer.

by Three years later July 17, 2010