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Life's a bitch, and then you die

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.
Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."
by BeansyWeansy June 6, 2024
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Zips Bitch You Wrote It

When somebody say that they heard a rumor that you was talkin' shit and get the proof and you know they wrote it for attention.
"She hit me up like...you talkin' shit. Zips Bitch You Wrote It!"
by ItzManhattan January 16, 2017
mugGet the Zips Bitch You Wrote Itmug.

bitch-you-the-robot

An exclamation made when you are not a robot, and the computer who asked you the question is.
You thought you could fool me, Bitch-you-the-robot!
by jjjmmmsss February 15, 2023
mugGet the bitch-you-the-robotmug.
Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
mugGet the Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?mug.

thank you bitch

When you are trying to be nice but are low key pissed. This may include saying this word just to be nice but, secretly your not thankful.
“Here i brought you food!” “Thank you bitch.”
by hello_kitty1 April 7, 2019
mugGet the thank you bitchmug.

You Bitch!

You Bitch is what Marvin Wilfred said to his wife Rose Wilfred from the SML Movie: The Contract! at 7:48
Jerry said "I hate green beans daddy!" Marvin responds "You Bitch!!"
by BananaBoiGames March 16, 2025
mugGet the You Bitch!mug.

Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch!

They aren't the SAME to you!
Hym "Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! You don't even actively remember you hippy liberal nonsense you fucking transphobe!"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2024
mugGet the Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch!mug.

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