binkering

drinking beer + tinkering around the house

I'm so tired from binkering today

by lifeafter40 April 29, 2011

bungling the boocesta

the act of shoving cobs of corn up a female's vagina.

Amy: hold on, i'm bungling the boocesta
Clara: omg you do that too? i love the cob in me!

by Alfonzo May 18, 2016

Text Binging

Text binging is the act of sending multiple amounts of hostile text messages to one recipient within a very short period of time in order for the recipient to assume you have issues of codependency and paranoia. This is frequently used when you want a person to break up with you or to assume you are insane.

Ex: Text Binging

12:00PM - "hey jack, where are you?"

12:02 PM : "hey are you ignoring me, its been 2 minutes and 3 seconds?"

12:03 PM : "Answer your phone. I'm calling you and need you right now!"

12:04 PM "Was it something I did?"

12:05 PM "Honestly I did nothing wrong, our friendship is over!"
12:05 PM - "I'm sorry, I take it back. Can we be friends again?"

12:06 PM "I hope we can be friends forever, lolz.

12:07 PM - I like golf, I heard you have golf clubs.

12:08 PM - "Do you want to play sometime?

12:09 PM "Fine, we can do something else.

12:10 PM :I like cats, here is a picture . Mrow, They are snuggly."

12:11 PM: Do you want me to send you another one?

by TrishtheSFdish October 29, 2011

Binging

The act of using the Bing.com search engine to search for information, items, images, media, etc; similar to googling by using google.

I'm binging the information online right now, we should be done with this project in no time.

by da word mon June 26, 2009

bageling

the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.

Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.

by bumblingbando May 31, 2004

blingbling

Noun: money or other wealth

Yo, I gots to get me some of that bling bling. I need a Cadillac.

by Shawn February 21, 2003

binging

the act of gambling; specifically electronic machines, such as: video poker etc. originates from the "winning payout" sound which can be heard from these machines(bing bing bing...)

did i tell you i saw your ex at the casino? she was there binging all night!

by pseudowho May 29, 2009