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Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021
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Papa Bezos

A hot guy who owns an online store
"I bought something from Papa Bezos today"
by anonymous July 26, 2022
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Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.
Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro
by josebezos July 26, 2022
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