Blumpkinetics

The study of the physics involved in giving and receiving blumpkins. This field includes such concepts as oral/anal viscosity and drag analysis, Navier-Stokes Fluid computations, and statistical fecal scattering modeling.

I just completed my Masters of Blumpkinetics at Brown University.

by Dr. Phys January 21, 2010

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Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.

Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

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Backdoor blumpkin

Cumming in a woman's ass and making another woman eat the cum out of her ass

I just had a threesome and i gave the ugly bitch a backdoor blumpkin

by akblumpkin May 8, 2010

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Blumpkin Backsplash Facial

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time

the blumpkin backsplash facial has never been done before

by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009

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