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crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob
Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard
by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019
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Bernard Bailyn

The sexiest being alive, sure hes dead but thats not a problem. rip 7th april 2021 :(
I wish you would preserve my political liberties daddy Bernard Bailyn ;)
by bernardbailynfan64 April 21, 2022
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uncle bernard

the man with a sex face and big penis. loves to sex AMOUG. cum all over my ass.
sexer: omg uncle bernard is here
AMOUG: omg!! uncle bernard??
uncle bernard: we will sex big cock.
by bakaslutbussylicker May 2, 2021
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Andy Bernard

That one guy we've all known who would try way too hard to be your best friend. Andy Bernards often have anger issues as well, which, when combined with their clingy personalities, is what makes them truly unbearable.
You know that kid Sam? Yesterday he followed me to the bathroom talking about how angry he is that the girl he had a crush on didn't like him back. He's a total Andy Bernard.
by O' Chungus September 25, 2023
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Mr Bernard

A smart, intelligent, kind English teacher. Have books and extreme knowledge about Ancient Egypt and more
by Infiniscope June 1, 2021
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tia bernard

A tall beautiful girl with a radiant smile and cute dimples. She is a breath-taking girl and makes the world stop just to take a look at her she's a great and trustworthy friend and is a wild party animal and can get 'some' whenever she wants. However she's very stubborn and says offensive things she doesn't mean, she has a short temper and gets straight to the point and everyone loves her to bits especially the boys ;)
Jason: damn she's sexy
Natalie: totally! She's one of a kind I tell ya

Tia Bernard: thanks guys ;)
by Dianna1233 January 25, 2014
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Owen bernard

A fat neek kid who is never quiet and is extremely bent

Acts like a girl is a hobbit and doesn't know how to dress properly
by Gayboy123562 October 12, 2020
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