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Becker

Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.
Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"

Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."

Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."

Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."

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Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."
by mfdl September 25, 2010
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luke becker

luke becker is a fucking man whore. Doesn't know when to stop using women.
"oooo he's cute"
"don't fall for him he looks like a luke becker"
by _Y0ung_sinner February 20, 2017
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becker

Something that is very potent. Almost to the point of superceding potentcy. Not to be confused with donnie blaze which means the opposite
You know Whitney???? Shes so becker.
by Ian Howell August 13, 2006
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beckers

An awful or very unpleasant experience, defined best as 'a bit like dying but not quite.' Created as the antithesis of Kiggins the word is similarly derived from a fellow student's surname.
"I tried juggling fire last week but I was drunk so-"
"Too much cider?"
"No, Strongbow - anyway, I was juggling fire clubs but ended up catching the hot end with my face."
"Beckers..."
by Josh Butler November 7, 2007
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Becker

1. Someone who likes men.

2. Someone who is a big, lame tool.

3. Someone who loves being bitched around by other men and getting hit by them with a paddle.

4. A big ass frat tool who lives in San Carlos. Stay away from him ladies, he's gay. And a tranny.
Such a fucking Becker. He sucked about 5 dicks last night, but it was cool cuz they all signed his point book. After that he got drunk at a raid but failed to get pussy.

Man you are such a tool. Why don't you go suck off your big bro, you fucking Becker.
by Brandon Chau September 6, 2008
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danny becker

Big Boobed Becker with no perker
by joederhoe January 20, 2009
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Catherine Kieu Becker

Catherine Kieu Becker is a California woman who allegedly cut off her husband's penis after drugging his food. She allegedly threw his penis down the garbage disposal. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.
noun. Don't date THAT crazy bitch cause she looks like she could be a Catherine Kieu Becker!

verb. I'm going to Catherine Kieu Becker your lying ass!!

adjective. That bitch is Catherine Kieu Becker crazy!

adverb. I'm not in the mood honey, so you better put your little willie up, otherwise, I might go Catherine Kieu Becker on your ass!
by SirZDefiner July 13, 2011
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