dinner is ready

its not fucking ready

mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins

by Hey yall its Addison Rae January 22, 2021

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Paul-Ready

To pack a bag with everything necessary for any given situation physically possible.

"Hey I'm kind of hungry."

"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."

"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack

by BikeMarine June 12, 2010

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Sittin' on Ready

Ready to throw down with a bitch

When she said my boyfriend was stepping out I told her I'm Sittin' on ready.

by Molly go lightly January 22, 2017

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Shovel Ready

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

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James Ready

The best buck a beer you can get in Canada. 5.5% to get you drunk just that little bit faster. Is brewed in Niagra Falls, Ontario.

Fuck your shitty Lakeport, send on a next James Ready.

by Daveyboy420 March 4, 2009

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When it's ready

Created by CDPR to crush every Mans hope and dream to see a game come out.
When this phrase is used, you might as well forget about it. It's not coming this year.

if the owner of the game ever says this, its gonna take another 2 years to open up. maybe even until 2077 in case of CD projekt.

you: It's been six years, CDPR, give us CYBERPUNK

CDPR : when It's ready.

you: *dies inside*

by CYBERPUNKwillNEVERreleasePunk January 21, 2019

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