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Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.
I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.
by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010
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*battery dies*

A phrase that nintendo backers use to insult PSP users by saying that they have terrible lithium ion batterys.
Nintendo Nub: *Battery Dies*
PSP Nub: *Pen in eye*
by negroshima January 27, 2007
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Battery Exhaustion

Using the batteries from all the handheld electronic appliances in your house to power the device of your choice until you inevitable run out of batteries entirely. Battery exhaustion can be eliminated by investing in rechargeable batteries.
My game boy, TV remote, VCR remote, and personal grooming kit had all been rooted through for AAs. But it was over. I had reached true battery exhaustion. I would play no more Xbox 360 that day.
by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009
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battery acid

The combination of sweat, and vaginal discharge that collects in and around a girls vagina after any strenuous exercise, usually a night of dancing at a club.

This combination of fluids creates a liquid so sour, it can literally dissolve the tastebuds right off your tongue!!

See. groin juice
Dude, i just went down on that chick in the bathrooms and now i cant feel my tongue!! That was some serious battery acid!!
by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008
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kodak Battery

anyone who is hyperactive in short bursts, but drains you over long periods,this can also be associated with anyone who loves the flash.
that person is a real Kodak Battery, Would you agree?
by Kodak battery May 20, 2017
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Battery

A power source, usually providing electrical devices power
My phone battery ran out
Nuuuuuuuuuuu
by Spakeywolf December 27, 2018
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battery

(industrial)
A device to store elecrical energy. consisting of plates and an outer body, with electrolyte inside. There are two main types. starting batteries, and lesure batteries.

The first type offers a large starting current, to turn large starting motors on engines, requiring hundreds of amps. Found usualy in everyday motor vehicles.

The latter is used on remote installations and for leasure activites, where current is used over a long period of time, but at a lower level than starting. the current levels expected can be from 10ma upto 20A depending on situation.

batteries can be seriesed or connected in parralell to gain the correct voltage or current required.
I couldn't start the car, as it had a flat battery.

The battery was very heavy.
by spunky fresh December 28, 2005
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