wank barrier

The achievement of masturbating to completion no less than seven times in any 24 hour period.

O lord, I've tugged my tool non stop today and just broken the wank barrier!

by Kyriacos May 28, 2008

shrimp on the barbie

a phrase that NO australian ever says. EVER.

" lets never put a shrimp on the barbie."

by Casey Asha May 10, 2008

Blacklight Barbie

A woman who appears much prettier in the blacklight at a party/club than she really is.

"After having seen Whitney in the Daylight, I realized shewas a total blacklight barbie."

by DB January 13, 2005

Backsplash Barrier

The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.

A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.

Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.

by qinomo December 16, 2011

trailer trash barbie

a female who lives the "trailer lifestyle", often identifiable by orange or white bleached hair, blue eye shadow, and a fashion sense that is at least 10 years old. however she is under the impression that she is the next paris hilton. you can find her in any alabama or middle georgia bar attempting to purchase a grey goose cosmo with food stamps.

bartnder: look trailer trash barbie, food stamps dont work for alcohol! trailer trash barbie: but all my tricks pay me with food stamps!

by athenap420 August 28, 2008

italian barber

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.

Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!

by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008

barbie jackie

a pretty albanian girl from queens with long blonde hair green eyes and that has a dollface and a body of a killa mad tight thin stomach, with a big ass and small perky tits and gorgeous tempting sweet angel lips big eyes she can see the world shes a tease likes to please and makes all the boys beg and makes all the girls pissed if your lucky she will blow you a kiss she has long legs sexy hips beautiful smile straight white pearl teeth skin so smooth and white ish and tanish the girl is barbie

barbie jackie

by joe00 March 1, 2009