Mandwidth

The maximum amount of manly things one can do in an allotted time-span.

Rick's Mandwidth allows him to do as many manly actions as he wants. However John's Mandwidth is capped at 1 MA/pm (Manly Actions Per Minute)

by BigPalooka1 July 7, 2011

handwidth

the way guys measure the size of their penis. the actual size of one handwidth varies on the person. a normal penis should be right in the range of about two handwidths.

my penis is two handwidths and two fingers long

by Mike[Mongo]G. December 21, 2007

bandwich

To hog a network connection for a brief period of time for
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.

To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.

Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.

U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.

by intarwabulous December 9, 2005

bandwidthier

more bandwidth than normal bandwidth

Bandwidthier than the leading brand.

by Pinewin Chan July 20, 2010

bandithoe

someone in the clique(aka who likes twenty one pilots) whos a thottie. a play on words of "bandito" as one of their songs says "im a bandito"

omg, skye, stop being such a bandithoe

by DREAMOFSKIESS March 2, 2019

badwidth

A propensity for evil combined with effort/ability. Like bandwidth, but for ill will and bad actions.

Zynga has such an excess of badwidth that they are leasing out un-used badwidth to the CIA, RIAA, and Pedobear"

by BiggerBen February 27, 2011

bandwith

Something the internet had before it became a distributor of porn

Nigga stole my bandwith!

by Border Patrol Man April 17, 2005