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blocking

The simple yet incredibly satisfactory act of walking round the block. It is the perfect thing to do when bored, and stimulates conversation, friendship and oddly also spontaneous dragon-baby abduction.
The fundamental rule of blocking is: do not retrace your steps!
Blocking also highly condemns the wearing of yellow socks.
Blocker 1: dude im bored.
Blocker 2: wanna go for a block?
Blocker 1: hell no your wearing yellow socks
R.i.P blocker 2
thats blocking
by mentalgeorge September 24, 2012
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blocking

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!
Let's go blocking.
by hairballfuzz September 30, 2012
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Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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Bollocking

A harsh punishment for something you've done.
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"
by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010
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socket blocking

Similar to cock blocking, but used for women. Taken from a nerdy reference in programming to blocking sockets.
Tiffany was socket blocking Blanche all night, because she was jealous of the attention the guys at the bar were giving her.
by phlapjack November 29, 2011
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squad blocking

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.
"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."
by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015
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