Baldy Long

A hairstyle which is reseeding on top and long at the back.

Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long

by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Fat Baldy

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.

Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.

by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009

Baldy Sour

A terrible haircut

"The barber gave me another baldy sour!"

by Reefyburke April 29, 2016

Baldy McFuckadoodle

a bald guy whose name you just can't recall

Do you remember when that pump salesman-Baldy McFuckadoodle-said that these pumps are the best on the market and have the best warranty?

by T-Bag Bradley January 19, 2010

baldy sour

Denotes shaved genitals. Most often female.

I was stoked to discover she had a baldy sour, because I hate 70's style bush.

by Fern Frenzy June 28, 2013

Baldi's Ballsack

Baldi's Basics porn

A: Yo dudeeee, you seen Baldi's Ballsack?
B: Hell yeah man! That shit is banger bro

by eatmybung34 June 11, 2018

Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 18, 2010