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baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.
I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.
by murty murt August 23, 2006
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R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage)

When the baggage (i.e. commitment issues) from a previous relationship causes a person to break up with their new partner, and as a result, that new partner gains the baggage of the dumper, which causes problems in the new partners future relationships. Similar to an S.T.D., except mental rather than physical.
"Dexter, why don't you just date that cute girl from school that texts you all the time?" "I can't! Catherine gave me R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage), and ever since I have serious commitment issues."
by insomniacwithnightmares November 20, 2017
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Baggage bomb

Offloading immense amount of gossip onto friend/relative.
“You’ve just baggage bombed me”
by gossipggood May 17, 2025
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Baggage Claim

A noun to describe a destination in which a narcotics dealer delivers product.
“Yo, this is Kyle. I’m here. Baggage claim is in the parking lot right behind the bar. Black SUV”
by Jonathan Jokerst July 6, 2023
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Baggagable

When a person is BANGABLE but is in a baggage.
"Wow Susan is baggagable!"
by Susan Mary January 1, 2017
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Baggage handler

A guy or girl that has a type that consists of the significant other having baggage or some form of an emotional burden
Steve is a baggage handler he only likes girls with baggage.
by PHD. Mike Hunt September 10, 2020
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Baggage babe

A Babbage babe is a girl who is a baddie (8-10) but has a lot of baggage and trauma which makes her hard to deal with.
“Bro that girl is bad but shes a baggage babe, she had her heart broken in 5th grade”
by Heswildin June 11, 2022
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