Badger

Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.

John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight

by wWitbshy April 9, 2010

Badger

Verb: To point to the ground and say "Badger?" in order to distract somebody. This can be related to "Dropped your pocket."

The hobo was following me, so I badgered him, and while he was distracted, ran away.

by Swarlay February 15, 2008

badger

the coolest people you will ever meet.
they enjoy screaming BADGER everywhere they go.
they like to party and drink pomegrantie drinks.
they love each other longgg timmee. =
Their lives revolve around badgers.

badga
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badga
badga
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=

britbadge.
malbadge.
kenbadge.

Those badgers (^^^) are amazing. LT.

badgersuniteforlife.!

by brittany starr badger May 6, 2008

Badger

Noun.

A grumpy male companion or husband; commonly seen wearing an untrustworthy mustache.

Badger is so grumpy today.

by Badgerio April 21, 2011

Badger

something that is good, or was forgotten then remembered, or is the one.

is often exclaimed!!

birmingham uk in origin, maybe elsewhere.

guy 1) where are we going again?
guy 2) the park
guy 1) that's the badger!

(this may mean it's a good park, 'i forgot we were going to the park' or got ya)

by Beat-shaman May 6, 2006

the badger

A girl who you're friend is considering dating, usually uncannily resembles an actual badger.

"Jeff better watch out or he'll get attacked by the badger"

by theBlakester June 11, 2006

badger

Dirty old man- a dodgy old guy looking for a beautiful young lady (young enough to be his daughter) to take back to his lair and have his way with... a male version of the Canadian slang expression , "cougar".

Donald Trump

"Look out Marielle, that old man is a badger!" :s

by Siobhan and Shane May 27, 2006